oh bejeezus....happenings on the city bus.

well all you creepy creeps out there requested that i blog about my experiences using our public transportation system...so i did.

Pickles:
so i got on the bus after school and 2 ladies were sitting at the back of the bus. one had a full row of white bottom teeth but only one snaggletooth at the top (that was the first thing i noticed). i often wonder if the bottom teeth were more important and needed more care haha. she started frantically searching for her pickles moaning, "where my pickles at??". she finally found them and started to gum one....that obviously didnt work to well...so she decided to scrape the pickle with her one snaggletooth...it was quite effective. (and quite funny)

the nub:
so a lady gets on the bus (she is missing an arm) she has only to the elbow attached. she sits next to a man who is very courteous and offers her a seat, we ride for about 10 minutes, and before i know it i look up to see her smacking this man with her nub!! i have no idea how or why this happened.